Good News And Bad News

So as the title implies, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, I've not forgotten about you. In fact, I've been thinking about you all a lot and I really miss you! The bad news: I'm taking a break. I'm a very busy person, and between many many dance classes and boatloads of homework, I just don't have time to be writing. A lot has happened in the time I was gone, yet I lack inspiration for what to write. I don't know where this blog is going, and I don't even know if it will continue. You can never be sure of what will happen in the future. Before I bid thee farewell, I have 10 rules for life that everyone should know (just in case I do leave):

1. Always laugh at society. That's what it's there for.

2. Follow your heart.

3. Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in.

4. Listen to good music, not the crap that's on the radio today.

5. Use sarcasm daily.

6. Make the most of every moment.

7. You are entitled to your own opinion, just don't be too mean (unless we're talking about Justin Bieber, in that case, laugh all you want!)

8. Express yourself.

9. Be creative.

10. Finally, give something to this world. If you can sing, share your song with others. If you can write, speak the truth and teach us something.

Lots of love to everyone who supported me! Go out there and do great things!

You have all been amazing,

Kacey

Lightbulb Moment

You know that moment when you get a great idea? There's sort of a "ding!" noise and a little lightbulb appears over your head and then you shout "Hey, I got an idea!" from the rooftops, or at least that's what I do. It's pretty exciting news, actually.

Since I had so much fun writing that Justin Bieber post (I love making fun of celebrities), I decided do declare this month (well, September's almost half over so it will begin when there's enough votes and end either October 16th, which is my birthday, or Halloween) Laugh at a Celebrity Month!

Here's how it works: I'll post a poll in the sidebar with a list of celebrities (similar to the wiping-off-the-face-of-the-Earth poll, but there will be many more options), you cast your votes (you're allowed to vote more than once), then I'll write a post on the four celebrities (if it were actually a month, I would do a weekly post, so there would be four celebrities) with the most votes!

Man, I said "votes" like 60 times in that sentence. I'm really starting to hate that word. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't vote (darn it!)! Vote all the time (shut up!)! Vote every day (grrrrr)! Who I write about is up to all of you! Now go cast your opinion in poll format (much better)!

Mwen eksite konsa sou sa a!

Kacey

Justin Bieber

Hey everyone, I promised a better post and here it is! Haha I really owe you one for that rambly post; I deleted it because I didn't like it, and neither did you.

Moving on, lets talk about a person I like to call J-Biebs (Justin Bieber, in case you didn't know). I believe that everyone should just leave him alone and stop making fun of him! He's an amazing artist and super hot too! I'm obsessed! Listening to him right now!

Just kidding. I hate her. First of all, the hair. Was it put on sideways or something? Did she get her hair cut in a wind storm? And I don't know if you noticed (normal people don't notice things like this), she has a super high gum-to-tooth ratio (in English: when she smiles, it's mostly gums because the teeth are small. Look at a picture. You'll see.) But, I kinda feel bad for the kid. When she hits puberty, her career is going down the drain because her voice won't sound like an auto-tuned preschooler anymore.

Oh, and the fans. What are they, lesbians or something? GET OVER HER!!! They have T-shirts of her, make out with her posters, write "i luv justin bieber!!!!! =]" on everything (that sounds like something an annoying preteen girl would write all over her binders, arms, hands, face...) and set her songs as their ringtones. In my opinion, it's just creepy and pathetic. C'mon America! Stop letting a prepubescent girl in skinny jeans brainwash your children! I feel myself getting stupider just writing about Justin Bieber. Her songs lower your IQ by like, 20 points just by listening to it!

Oh gosh. Now "Baby" is stuck in my head (you know, the first time I heard the song, I honestly thought it was a girl singing, hence using "she" throughout the post instead of "it"). You see what you do to me? This proves I really do care about all of you! I was asked to write about J-Biebs, and I sat here and suffered to give you what you wanted! So anyway, post a comment tellin' me what you think and give me lots of suggestions of what you wanna hear (unless you want a repeat of that rambly mess a few days ago)!

Rất nhiều tình yêu,

Kacey

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!?

Well, readers, you might have noticed that I haven't posted in a really, really, really long time. And for that, I am immensely sorry. So sorry, in fact, that I have decided to give you a gift to apologize. Well, I guess it isn't really a gift, it's a clip from Whose Line Is It Anyway. Whatever, I thought it was funny and I needed something to fill this post. Once again, I am suffering from a mean case of writer's block and I need your help. After watching the video, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE post some comments about what you would like to see me write. Thanks guys, enjoy.

Zbohom,

Kacey

Dorks, Nerds, Populars, and Poseurs: The Teenage Food Chain

Throughout my life, I have never been in the "popular" crowd. I'm okay with that. To me, the social status of "popular" is superficial. In the in-crowd, you live to please others. Your popularity depends on the people you know, not your personality or how many friends you have. You don't care about grades, but you would get an A+ in gossip and sticking your nose in other people's business. These aren't our future scientists, or doctors, or CEO s of major companies. As illustrated in 13 Going On 30, those who were once popular grow up to be nobodies. In other words, I'm happy to be a dork. In my words, here are the definitions of the terms listed above (title):

Dork: Me. Dorks are considered "weird" and "uncool" by society. They enjoy activities that are unusual to others. Appearance wise, they generally wear clothes that aren't name brands and their clothing choices may be subject to ridicule. I give huge, giant high 5 (hypothetically) to all the dorks out there for being different and not caring what others say!

Nerd: Me (I guess I'm some sort of hybrid then; a nork!). Nerds happen to be very intelligent and usually enjoy things like science, math, and/or reading. Most nerds have glasses (I have them but usually wear contacts) and are due to stereotypes are usually thought of having the appearance of Steve Urkel (It's a stereotype, I don't look like that =D). To all the nerds, embrace your nerdiness and be yourself!

Popular: The in-crowd. Everyone knows who they are. They live a life in the fish bowl; everybody knows what they're doing at all times. These are the beautiful people who everyone wants to be. They only shop brand names (and wouldn't be caught dead in Walmart) and manage to always have perfect skin, perfect hair, and the perfect body. They tend to be jerks, and are known for talking behind your back. One of their main talents is pretending to be your friend, when really they don't care about you at all. They wouldn't dare do something abnormal, because their status depends on what others think. They are the first to get a boyfriend/girlfriend, get invited to all the parties, and seem to always have a group of followers with them. To all the populars, I say "GET A LIFE!!!" because in 10 years no one is going to care anymore.

Poseurs: These are the people who think they're cool, or on the flip-side, a dork and/or nerd (You know what I'm talking about. Dork Poseurs are the wearers-of-Clark Kent glasses-even-if-they-don't-actually-need-glasses-Hello Kitty-merchandise-wearing fakes where being a dork is just a trend and in a month they'll move on). They are HUGE jerks (even bigger than the real populars) and tend to stalk populars. They will do anything to please the populars and tend to be huge showoffs. To the poseurs, I say "Poseurs=Losers".

This post was a bit long, and obviously I haven't discussed all of the social statuses (believe me, there are a lot more) but after several recent encounters with poseurs, I had to get the word out. So that's all for today. It doesn't matter how cool you are, just remember to be yourself and don't spend your life trying to please everyone!

Chomh fada (and pogue mahone to all the poseurs and populars out there ;D),

Kacey

Crazy Nugget Lady!

I don't know why she needed Chicken McNuggets at 6 am, but apparently you shouldn't mess with this woman.

Only In Summer...

Summer is time for the beach, vacation, and the fair (which I did not attend). But I did in fact go to an amusement park with Kira yesterday. We tormented this group of kids, befriended carnies (a shout out to Tyler from the Cosmotron: You are an awesome dancer and thank you for agreeing to be in our picture! And Boat-Girl-Who's-Name-We-Never-Learned: Thank you for saving out butts on the motor boat ride, we wouldn't have made it off the ride without you!), I earned (aka bought for $1.99) my Dora the Explorer License To Explore (bet you don't have one of those!), I bought my first name necklace (wherever we go, they never have name merchandise with my name or Kira's, so we decided to pick new common names. So now, I have a necklace that says "Summer" and hers says "Autumn". Yeah, we have strange minds), and we saw The Duggars (from 19 Kids and Counting, in case you didn't know). Well, we didn't really see them. We saw Mennonites (a religious group) everywhere and they kinda looked like The Duggars. After seeing them, it gave us the idea to go as The Duggars for Halloween (wear pioneer clothes and carry 20 baby dolls)! I'm sure that nobody really cares what I did, but I just wanted to share my crazy, pyscho, slightly frightening, super fun day with everyone.

αντίο,

Kacey