Lightbulb Moment

You know that moment when you get a great idea? There's sort of a "ding!" noise and a little lightbulb appears over your head and then you shout "Hey, I got an idea!" from the rooftops, or at least that's what I do. It's pretty exciting news, actually.

Since I had so much fun writing that Justin Bieber post (I love making fun of celebrities), I decided do declare this month (well, September's almost half over so it will begin when there's enough votes and end either October 16th, which is my birthday, or Halloween) Laugh at a Celebrity Month!

Here's how it works: I'll post a poll in the sidebar with a list of celebrities (similar to the wiping-off-the-face-of-the-Earth poll, but there will be many more options), you cast your votes (you're allowed to vote more than once), then I'll write a post on the four celebrities (if it were actually a month, I would do a weekly post, so there would be four celebrities) with the most votes!

Man, I said "votes" like 60 times in that sentence. I'm really starting to hate that word. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't vote (darn it!)! Vote all the time (shut up!)! Vote every day (grrrrr)! Who I write about is up to all of you! Now go cast your opinion in poll format (much better)!

Mwen eksite konsa sou sa a!

Kacey

Justin Bieber

Hey everyone, I promised a better post and here it is! Haha I really owe you one for that rambly post; I deleted it because I didn't like it, and neither did you.

Moving on, lets talk about a person I like to call J-Biebs (Justin Bieber, in case you didn't know). I believe that everyone should just leave him alone and stop making fun of him! He's an amazing artist and super hot too! I'm obsessed! Listening to him right now!

Just kidding. I hate her. First of all, the hair. Was it put on sideways or something? Did she get her hair cut in a wind storm? And I don't know if you noticed (normal people don't notice things like this), she has a super high gum-to-tooth ratio (in English: when she smiles, it's mostly gums because the teeth are small. Look at a picture. You'll see.) But, I kinda feel bad for the kid. When she hits puberty, her career is going down the drain because her voice won't sound like an auto-tuned preschooler anymore.

Oh, and the fans. What are they, lesbians or something? GET OVER HER!!! They have T-shirts of her, make out with her posters, write "i luv justin bieber!!!!! =]" on everything (that sounds like something an annoying preteen girl would write all over her binders, arms, hands, face...) and set her songs as their ringtones. In my opinion, it's just creepy and pathetic. C'mon America! Stop letting a prepubescent girl in skinny jeans brainwash your children! I feel myself getting stupider just writing about Justin Bieber. Her songs lower your IQ by like, 20 points just by listening to it!

Oh gosh. Now "Baby" is stuck in my head (you know, the first time I heard the song, I honestly thought it was a girl singing, hence using "she" throughout the post instead of "it"). You see what you do to me? This proves I really do care about all of you! I was asked to write about J-Biebs, and I sat here and suffered to give you what you wanted! So anyway, post a comment tellin' me what you think and give me lots of suggestions of what you wanna hear (unless you want a repeat of that rambly mess a few days ago)!

Rất nhiều tình yêu,

Kacey