This morning, inspiration hit me like a smack in the face. Although, I've never been smacked in the face. But I have been punched in the nose (which resulted in a bloody lip and 15 minutes of glaring)! Wait, I'm getting off topic. Actually, being punched in the face does have to do with the subject. I have an important question for you: If Lindsay Lohan and Snooki ran for president, who would you vote for? I think Lindsay Lohan would make a better president, because she's always high and drunk and getting arrested, so she would be impeached right away and we could get a better president. If Snooki ran the nation, I believe the Pledge of Allegiance would go a little something like this:
"I pledge allegiance to the guidos of the United States of America. And to the republic, for which it stands, one nation, under Snooki's pouf, indivisible, with liberty and booze for all."
What do you think? Who would make a better president? Leave a comment here!
Vaarwel,
Lindsay
ReplyDeleteHi Kacey!
ReplyDeleteYour blog its the bomb man. And just saying, I would definitely vote for Snooki...I was hooked as soon as I saw that poof. Besides, I'm a guido too, we can relate.
Johnna :)